“Shesnappedherfingerswhenshewantedsomething.Wouldshout‘FOOD!’fromheroffice,meaning‘Getmelunch.’Iwasinthebeginningofmyadmincareer.I’vecomesofar,andwhilethatwaspainful,itmadememoresympathetictoadminswhostrugglewithtyrants.––anonymousexecutiveassistant

    HUNTERDONCOUNTYLIBRARYAntonDelForno,classicalguitarist.Thursdayat7:30P.M.Free.Route12,RaritanTownship.(908)806-4869.

    Ofcourse,Ms.VanDereckalsotakesadvantageofthelocalseafood,usingitgenerouslyinherseafoodpiccata(.95).

    TheBossWhoNeededHelpWipingPornFromHisComputer“‘Mywifeiscominginlater.CanyouordersomeKateSpadeperfumeandgetallthepornoffmycomputer?’Shakingmyhead.”––BrittRoberts,thenanadministrativeassistantbasedinCharlottesville,Virginia

    SinceFriday❼heavyrainsandunseasonalwarmth,whichunleashedthemeltingandflooding,atleast35weather-relateddeathshavebeenreportedintheEast,10oftheminNewYorkState.Fivepeoplearemissing.

    “Althoughthegovernmentbelievesthedistrictcourtfundamentallyerredinappointingaspecialmasterandgrantinginjunctiverelief,thegovernmentseekstostayonlytheportionsoftheordercausingthemostseriousandimmediateharmtothegovernmentandthepublic,”lawyersfortheJusticeDepartmentwroteinthefiling.

    JEWISHCOMMUNITYCENTEROFMETROPOLITANNEWJERSEY"Jews,PoliticsandtheMoralHighGround,"aseriesofpoliticaldebates."AmericanJewsandtheChristianRight:NecessaryAlliesorInevitableAdveraries?"Wednesdayat8P.M."TheRelevanceoftheChristianCoalitiontotheJewishPolitic."Dec.13at8P.M.Tickets:-.901Route10East,Whippany.(201)428-9300,extension400.

    NEWHAVEN“AConservationwithEdwardAlbee,”lectureanddiscussion.Fridayat3p.m.Free.YaleUniversityArtGallery,1111ChapelStreet.yale.edu/yalerep;(203)432-1234.

    Internalhemorrhoidsareusuallycausedbyspendingtoomuchtimeonthetoilet,whetherfromdiarrheaorconstipation,sotheycanbemoreofalong-termissue.“Ifthey’rebleeding,youshouldbeevaluatedbyaphysician,”Pannellsaid.“Anytypeofrectalbleedingneedstobeseenbyaphysician.”

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